Coruscation

Now Connecticut offenders -- arrested for allegedly driving while impaired by drugs or alcohol can gaze upward for succor to the friendly peepers of Lady D.U.I. She is the 29-year-old lawyer Teresa DiNardi, and she smiles down from giant billboards on the state's most car-clotted arteries, Routes 91, 95 and 84. She proffers court and motor vehicle representation "starting @ $1,000." Her phone number blazes red: 888-LADYDUI. And in letters the size of six-packs, she warns: Because Hope Is Not a Strategy.

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